In this profound study of art history, we see two mythical beings (50% dolphin, 50% existential crisis) trembling with emotion and tears of joy, as they bow before the true master: the €1.99 Bic Metal Edition from France.
Now that you’re completely confused and probably questioning why you’re here, we can slide into the FAQs:
- Is this dolphin masterclass in drama also my own work? Yes.
- Do these creatures represent my own soul crying tears of joy at the convenience of not cleaning inkwells? Also yes.
- Have I replaced my dip pen with a disposable office supply to draw a handsome and muscular gay man? Absolutely.
There’s no need to thank me. Welcome to the new era of “Luxury on a Budget” art.
