Let’s call this client Mr. Unknown. He wants to keep his identity a secret. He specifically asked for an ink drawing on paper.
Now we should address the elephant in the room: his Mustache. It is not just facial hair. It is a true German legend. It is a masterpiece of perfect balance. I spent nearly half of my time just staring at this miracle. And honestly I wondered if a mustache this glorious is even legal.
Someone saw it walking at night, hand in hand with his charisma, singing by the Rhine River, luring sailors to the rocks like a hairy Lorelei (I’m a kind of gay Grimm brother).
So, back to the art piece, here is Mr. Unknown. Here he is, completely naked , having sex with the camera (not in this version, the uncensored one is available on Patreon). What is he waiting for? A date? The next bus? Maybe he just wants the world to admire his perfect symetrical face. The mystery remains. Anyway, this artwork is a gift to history. It captures his magnificent talent being beautiful while doing absolutely nothing.
